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The State of the Union or state of confusion?

I’m Will Roberts, and this is the daily scream!! Ahh, here we go! Well, it looks like the plan for our country for the next two years is set in stone, … yea right. As a humorist I am obligated to throw humor in my little segments, [...]

Reporting Potential Terrorist Toddlers–UK Ueber Alles!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Every now and then, we here at Bayard & Holmes are reassured that not all of the political crack heads in the democratic world reside in the US Congress or the White House. As part of its counter-terrorism [...]

Holiday Social Savoir Faire–How Do You Rate?

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes The Holiday Season is upon us. Soon, life will be a whirlwind of dinner parties and fêtes. We realize that we will be the main topic of discussion for many of our readers at these parties, and we’d [...]

1-800-ZAPP-ASS — Shock Politicians Into Shape!

By Piper Bayard & Jay Holmes Are you feeling abused by your political system? Disgusted with your congressmen and their yes men? Ready to move to Central America to find some semblance of organized government? Fear not! Bayard & Holmes [...]

Which Despotic Dictator are You?

By Piper Bayard and Jay Holmes Psychological tests have inundated social media lately, giving people the opportunity to find out everything about themselves from which Lord of the Rings character they are to which weapon they most resemble. [...]

The Neti Pot Theory

“Would you like another pepper?” It’s the number one question Sundance has asked since I started on this quest that is trying to figure out what’s going on with my ear.Gladly, I nod and accept another jalapeno and keep [...]

Riding the Candy High

What is it with kids wanting to walk around in their socks outside? That question has absolutely nothing to do with what I’m talking about today, but seriously, I just don’t get the appeal. Then again, maybe there’s a joy [...]

Odds and Ends

First off, I’d just like to say the entries in this month’s caption contest are killing me. In a good way. Keep at it, folks. The sunshine you’re sprinkling in my life is invaluable. It’s also valuable. Additionally, [...]

The Weak Survivalist

Now is the winter of my discontent. Actually, it’s discontented pretty much everyone in this great country of ours, but it’s trying particularly hard to put the last nail in the coffin by gifting me with a cold to beat all colds. [...]

Why Settle for Your Customer’s Wallet When You Could Get in Her PANTS? PADVERTISE!

BY KRISTEN LAMB Any of you who regularly follow my author blog know that I am totally out of my mind a bit eccentric. Recently, I was speaking at the Tucson Festival of Books and I had to dash to the Ladies’ Room. As I closed the door [...]